He's stolen countless cheeseburgers and literally dresses like an escaped convict from the 40's... but who are you to cast stones at him? Have you not been tempted by the sweet intoxicating smell of cheeseburgers? Has your heart not cried out "rubble rubble", begging you to take what is not yours? Is it our nature to steal these cheesy patties of meat? Perhaps the Hamburger is the most honest of us all...